Sunday 24 October 2010

Aliens killed my Dahlias

Look! Ruined! They waited for a clear night so they could see them from space, and used their dastardly ray guns to zap my plants! Zap! zap! zap! But I'll outfox them. I'll dig my plants up and put them in the shed where they can't see them! And I'll only bring them out when they've gotten bored with waiting, in a few months' time. Mwwwwaaaahahahahahaha!

2 comments:

Jonathan said...

So you'll be giving those aliens a frosty reception then?

Mark In Mayenne said...

*groan* :) Actually, that was quite good .....

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