I have/had a perfectly harmless rain gauge, it used to sit in the garden collecting rain, to tell me how much I needed to water the garden, if at all. And here it is, smashed. There are tell-tale signs of wild boar having dug up bits of the garden around it. Maybe I should start hunting them.
(French for wild boar: le sanglier. Not to be confused with cendrier (ash tray))